hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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