I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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