This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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