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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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