So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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