Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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