There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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