I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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