Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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