I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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