those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she peed on how many people?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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