It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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