he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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