is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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