Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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