Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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