i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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