Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
