Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I wish my penis had an off switch
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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