we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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