So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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