You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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