Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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