Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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