I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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