After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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