Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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