Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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