remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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