Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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