yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
