Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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