Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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