: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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