Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
