your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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