Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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