Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
