On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
