i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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