did you get engaged???
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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