WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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