I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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