i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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