Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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