Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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