he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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