All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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