mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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