btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
