there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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