on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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