the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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