I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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