you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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