omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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