what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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