my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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